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Plumbing Problems — Grrrrr . . . Part 2

Well . . . Later that day I took Di to her hair appointment at 5:30 pm and returned to the sound of running water. Yeah, it was the other toilet — in Di’s bathroom. The toilet would not shut … Continue reading

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New Mexico Chili Cook-Off

New Mexico Chili Cook-off This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . . . For those of you who have lived in New Mexico or tasted your way across it, you … Continue reading

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Truisms or Not

Truisms or Not (shamelessly ripped off from a friend) — If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. — I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand … Continue reading

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Signs

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: “We will heel you. “We will save your sole. “We will even dye for you.” Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: … Continue reading

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Humor — Morals and Nutrition — or lack thereof . . .

Attempt at Humor #1 — Morals A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the … Continue reading

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