Perhaps this should come under the heading of: This tells me more about you than you probably want me to know.

I’ve written previously about people leaving flyers and attachments on doorknobs and handles, sticking them in the door frame or behind the screen door, placing them in the mailbox and simply leaving them in the driveway or on the porch.

I consciously avoid using any of the businesses which do any of the above because I believe that this form of advertising is messy and simply alerts thieves that no one is at home and the crook has time to break and enter and rob.

Well, today I found sheet of printed cardstock that was headed “TIDY” — SIMPLE PRICING. NO NEED TO TIP.


You throw a piece of cardboard on my front porch and because your name is TIDY you expect me to hire you to “clean” my house?

No, I don’t think so. You mess up the outside — there is no way on God’s green Earth that I let you inside to “clean” my house.

Oh, and here’s a gratuitous cat picture featuring Mist, Smoke and an Amazon box.

Mist and Smoke Boxed
Mist and Smoke Boxed