President’s Day

Several weeks ago I was having coffee and eating breakfast with my teenage Granddaughter. About halfway through our meal I asked her, “What special day is it tomorrow?”

Without skipping a beat she replied, “It’s U.S. President’s Day!”

She’s smart. Then I asked her, “What does that mean?”

I was not ready for what she was about to say.

She replied, “U.S. President’s Day is when he steps out of the White House and sees his shadow, and we have 3 more years of Bull Shit.”

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.