Girls, Boyfriends and Dad

A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend
said to me that I didn’t understand. He is sooooo in to his cars and told
me that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic
bumper.”

Her Dad answered, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood
and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts
so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil
out of his exhaust pipe.”


View from the Pier
View from the Pier